I’ve been feeling all kinds of low these days. So, I tried to amuse myself by writing a few testimonials of which only one reached the testimonial board. Here goes:

Obituary:

Rex is zombified (Oh, what the hell. I can coin any word I want right? ). He was found dead under the rubbles of his books obviously displaced from too much brainstorming (if you don't get the pun, go kill yourself so I can make another obituary epistle for you. I'll make sure to address it to every dolt hitting the information highway for their daft comments). Now, he's back with the vengeance - starting from the people who made his life miserable here on earth down to the most despicable of dummies who made his life more miserable even. Soon, he'll be elevated into a rather more respectable order, that of a ghoul - yes, the one that feeds on corpses - to complete his mission. Eow! You see, he's got one smug albeit yucky accomplice…the snake! Bwahahahhahahahaha!

(He's latest friendster picture is on a farm in some remote place in Singapore with a snake wound over his neck:) )
 

Warning: if you're one of his abhorred fiends, better stay alive or you'll be eaten dead:)

So, here I am disclosing my other side. Yeah, I’m pretty vicious sometimes. Some testimonials I wrote, I almost barfed when I read them days after I wrote it. Haha. And to quote my constant textmate these days, “Hahay!” :)