I just love my sister for sending me this :)
Dilbert's Theorem of Salary
Here's an interesting bit of Science?!
Dilbert's Theorem of Salary states that engineers and scientists can never earn as much salary as business executives and sales people do. This Theorem can now be supported by a Mathematical equation based on the following three postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power (Knowledge = Power)
Postulate 2: Time is Money (Time = Money)
Postulate 3: (as every engineer knows) Med and allied professionals know as well <*winks>:
Power = Work/Time
It therefore follows:
Knowledge = Work / Time
and since
Time = Money,
We have:
Knowledge = Work / Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity,
Regardless of the amount of Work done.
Conclusion 1: The Less you Know, the More you Make.
Conclusion 2: This is the reason why your BOSS is paid more than you!!!
Take note: you still have to work so that Money will not be zero, because if Work = 0, and if it's divided to any number, the number will be 0, then Money = 0. I wonder if you could replace Work
with something different like "Pretending"?
AIDS ? number 1 disease in the office
(As If Doing Something)
Now, i really got to hide this journal from my boss;)
The road to success is strewn with obstacles and failures. Unless a man is persistent, he will be overcome with discouragement and soon abandon efforts. In every project, there will always come a time when problems become so big and the barriers loom so high that it is only the enthusiasm and the boundless confidence in ultimate success that keeps a man going.
